Pineapple Express

Pineapple Express (STASH 3 / SATIVA CB)

What’s going on Stonerds?  Let’s give it up for another solid Sativa CannaBeast from the first Kickstarter set, Pineapple Express.  Pineapple Express comes in hot with a base attack of 165 and a base defense of 125, currently wielding the highest base attack of any Sativa CannaBeasts that doesn’t require a tribute. With a stash limit of three Pineapple Express is a must add card to any Sativa focused stash.  With three Boosters on the field you have the max potential to buff your Pineapple Express up to 255 attack and 215 defense making for quite the unstoppable train.

Pineapple Express was one of the core pieces used in the first NPL Team Stash, the Thunder Fuck Express, and is a great CannaBeast in the early game being a solid matchup with all but the top strongest non-tribute beasts.  And being one of the few non-tribute Holo CannaBeasts from the first Kickstarter set it’s just a beautiful card in person that I just love to look at being one of my favorite arts from Phil.


Voodoo: Pairs well with

Booster: As long as this card remains on the field, all Sativa CannaBeasts that you control on the field gain 30 attack and 30 defense. (Nutrient, Stash 3)


Thanks Cannafam!  Stay Stoney

--Bruce Dougherty (Batman)

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